Stop sinning with complaints about the coffee budget
Someone respected wrote on a private mailing list:
“If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, then you will be hacked. What’s more, you deserve to be hacked.” — Richard Clarke, keynote address, RSA 2002
To which, verily I say: Doom!
You commit the sin of false comparison! You have angered Furlongeous, god of measurement! We are doomed to wander the wilderness for a hard-to-predict number of fortnights!
Hie! Hie! Burn them before they anger the gods further!
But this is not just false comparison, it is coveting, and after we burn them, we must gouge out their covetous eyes!