TSA: Let us Take Nekkid Pics of You Or You Get "Bad Touch"
Apparently, the TSA is now protecting us so well that they make women cry by touching them inappropriately.
According to (CNN Employee Rosemary) Fitzpatrick, a female screener ran her hands around her breasts, over her stomach, buttocks and her inner thighs, and briefly touched her crotch.
“I felt helpless, I felt violated, and I felt humiliated,” Fitzpatrick said, adding that she was reduced to tears at the checkpoint. She particularly objected to the fact that travelers were not warned about the new procedures.
What I really like is that they’re giving us a choice.
“passengers who opt out of advanced imaging technology screening will receive alternate screening to include a thorough pat-down.”
So basically, either we get pics of your private bits, or we get to touch them.
(btw – if you’re not at work, you may want to search for “TSA body scan invert”)