Star Wars Posts
When you switch to the Dark Side, do you have to go to Sith HR to fill a bunch of forms? If the Jedi Council finds out you’re looking to switch sides, they send guards to make you empty out your desk and escort you out – or at least they used to. Apparently the fired guy always did a backflip once they were outside and decapitated the guards.
Obi sighs. The sun is behind him, so we know he’s in the right here. “Only Siths deal in absolutes,” he says.
Well, Obster, you’re not with him, right? And you’ve come to kill him, right? So Darth has a point. One might say that the Jedi failure to deal in absolutes, such as make absolutely sure Vader is absolutely dead instead of leaving him to bake like a tater tot left overnight in the broiler machine, might have served everyone well.
In other, pointed to by Slashdot news, Ghent posts on what its like to watch all the movies
out of in order, in Prequel Generation Questions a New Hope and Why doesn’t Obi-Wan remember Artoo?