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Gavle Lessons: 56% Is Not Sufficiently More Secure!

In September, we shared the news that for its 50th year, the people of Gävle paid an extra $100,000 to secure the goat. Sadly, it seems to have not helped. Today, the goat tweeted: Oh no, such a short amount of time with you my friends. The obvious lesson is that the Swedes have a […]

 

Gavle Goat, now 56% more secure!

“We’ll have more guards. We’re going to try to have a ‘goat guarantee’ the first weekend,” deputy council chief Helene Åkerlind, representing the local branch of the Liberal Party, told newspaper Gefle Dagblad. “It is really important that it stays standing in its 50th year,” she added to Arbetarbladet. Gävle Council has decided to allocate […]

 

Gavle Goat Goes Later This Year

The Gavle Goat has burned again, according to The Local.Se, and of course, it’s Twitter account (yet one more way in which real name policies inhibit natural behavior). Two quick comments. First, the goat survived longer this year than usual. Second, I think it illustrates something. I’m not sure what. But my yule would be […]

 

The Gavle Goat's Gone!

Gävlebocken har brunnit: Webbkamerabilder visade hur bocken snabbt blev övertänd och totalförstördes innan brandkåren hann fram. Or you can check the webcam: http://www.merjuligavle.se/Bocken/Bockenkamera/

 

The Gavle Goat is Getting Ready to Burn!

The Telegraph reports that the Gavle Goat for 2012 is up, and surrounded by guards, cameras, flame retardants, and arsonists. Emergent Chaos has reporters on the ground internet, ready to report on this holiday story of a town, a goat, and an international conspiracy of drunken arsonists. Stay tuned! This years goat is shown in […]

 

Gävle Goat Gambit Goes Astray

It’s a bit of a Christmas tradition here at Emergent Chaos to keep you informed about the Gävle Goat. Ok, technically, our traditions seem hit and miss, but whaddaya want from a site with Chaos in the name? You want precision, read a project management blog. Project management blogs probably set calendar reminders to kick […]

 

Burning News: Gavle Goat

USA Today informs us that: Despite surveillance cameras and heavy security, vandals in a small Swedish town have burned down a giant Yuletide straw goat for the 24th time since 1966, the Associated Press reports. Here at Emergent Chaos, we’re deeply concerned that the goat ended up with neither privacy nor even temporary safety. Photo: […]

 

Gavle Goat Gone

The Gavle goat survived until the 27th this year, but as the BBC reports, “ Festive goat up in flames again.” Previously: “Goat Security,” “13 Meter Straw Goat Met His Match.”

 

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-04

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Abdulmutallab/Flight 253 Airline Terror links

Air Canada is canceling US flights because of security. (Thanks, @nselby!) The New York Times reports that “Britain Rejected Visa Renewal for Suspect.” NPR reported that the State Department may have raised some sort of flag, but I don’t have a link. ABC is reporting that two of the “al Qaeda Leaders Behind Northwest Flight […]

 

Goat Security

It seems that the Gavle goat survived the holiday this year. Giant goats in Gavle seem to have about a 20% survival rate, with this year’s being only the 11th to survive the holiday season since 1966. No word on what fire-retardant was used, which is too bad. How are other 13 meter straw goats […]

 

13 Meter Straw Goat Met His Match

I am deeply saddened to have missed this story until now: Vandals set light to a giant straw goat Saturday night in a central Swedish town, police said, an event that has happened so frequently it has almost become a Christmas tradition. It was the 22nd time that the goat had gone up in smoke […]