In the "couldn't have happened to a better set of people" department…
Fifteen people have escaped unharmed in the US state of Indiana after a sky-diving plane lost power 7,000ft (2,100m) from the ground.
The pilot told the 14 skydivers on board to jump to safety, then crash-landed the plane.
And the pilot was un-injured, according to the AP story. From Skydiving plane fails at 7,000ft, BBC. The website of the company in question even asks “Want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?” making one less joke for us to tell here.