In “Threatening Winds Likely to Close Major Bridges,” the Washington State department of transportation declares:
WSDOT has never closed Tacoma Narrows Bridge for high winds.
I don’t know that I’d be braggin’ about that.
Picture from Wikipedia.
[Update: They did in fact close the bridge. And I’m fine. Never lost power, no trees fell on me, and I had a productive day at the local coffee shop.]