Dear Hooters Hotel, Las Vegas
Whadda ya mean, you won’t pre-fill the bathtub with jello?
(Actually, I stayed at the San Remo for Defcon last year. It was a long walk, but walkable, to the Alexis Park, and it was a great little dive hotel. I did find the rent-a-cops roughing up the vagrant a little disturbing. Maybe now they have the Hooters girls do that?)