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Trick-Or-Treaters To Be Subject To Random Bag Searches

America’s Finest News source reports, “Trick-Or-Treaters To Be Subject To Random Bag Searches:”

“Individuals concealing their identities through clever disguise, and under cover of night, may attempt to use the unspecified threat of ‘tricks’ to extort ‘treats’ from unsuspecting victims,” Chertoff said. “Such scare tactics may have been tolerated in the past, but they will not be allowed to continue this Halloween.”

While he would not elaborate on the specific threat, Chertoff said his office had “heard a couple spooky tales,” and indicated that there was good reason to believe that Americans face “a very ghoulish scenario” this October.

One comment on "Trick-Or-Treaters To Be Subject To Random Bag Searches"

  • Saar Drimer says:

    You know what? I saw the headline and thought it is actually plausible at this stage. Then I hovered and saw the source. Oh boy…

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