Don't Have a Cow!
Or, perhaps, in this instance, having a cow would be a perfectly fine response, as it is revealed that the average European cow gets a subsidy of $2.62 a day. About 3,000,000,000 people live on less than that.
Doubtless, if cows could call their representatives and vote, the subsidy would be higher.
(Research by Oxfam, reported by the Guardian “Subsidising cows while milking the poor,” via Alex Singleton, via Johan Norberg.)